4% of Dr. Zibbs and Anti-Zibbs . . . Really???

Well, well. It had to happen. I have an imitator: Anti-Zibbs, a regular commentor on "That Blue Yak." I suppose I am a little flattered, imitation being the sincerest form of flattery after all. But really, Anti-Zibbs? Modeled after, I suppose, this:

Hmm. Am I supposed to feel a kinship? I mean, he does look kind of "bad ass" . . . for an album cover . . . by Spinal Tap.

Anyway, I suppose I'll give him (her?) a chance but, Anti-Zibbs, if you're out there, ask yourself this: could the fake character that inspired your fake identity ever really work as an action figure?

Now we're talking "bad ass"!

Oh yeah, since I'm 4% of the way towards revealing Dr. Zibbs likeness on this very blog (see previous post), here's a teaser for my myriad of readers. I present to you 4%(ish) of Dr. Zibbs:

Dr. Zibbs to be OUTED?

Okay folks, the day of reckoning is approaching. If you read That Blue Yak today you know that Dr. Zibbs is tormented over people in the blogosphere seeing his picture. You also know that YOU would like to see said picture. Well, I've got what you want, if you want it badly enough. Here's the skinny: I, Bizarro Zibbs, will post a genuine picture of Dr. Zibbs on this blog IF I can gain 100 followers. Dr. Zibbs, is there any hope for you? Well, there may be. If you can figure out my true identity first, than I will NOT reveal the picture. Here's a hint, your previous allusions as to my identity mean nothing to me, I am not mentally retarded, I know what the Downingtown Farmer's Market is but I have never worked there.

Okay, there it is. Let the race begin.

Oh, and rest assured, I ain't playin' here bitches!

GO!

Has West Chester Area Blogger Finally Gone Too Far?

Wow! Did you see this: http://thatblueyak.blogspot.com/2009/01/ive-got-two-eyes-and-theyre-both-same.html?

Well, I had not until I received a call from the good people at the CHDAA (Congenital Hand Deformity Association of America). They filled me in. It seems Dr. "Mengele" Zibbs over at "That Blue Yak" has begun some type of eugenics campaign to "cleanse" the world of people like my beautiful sister Tinko pictured below:

Despite the fact that Tinko's hands are not the same size, her hands are beautiful and she is beautiful. If this Zibbs character is suggesting otherwise, then Boy Howdy, he's got another thing coming! If you love people that are different, then I think it's time you told him so at "That Blue Yak". Fight the hate, people, fight the hate.

And fuck Big Bird, too!