Saturday, March 28, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Okay, there it is. Let the race begin.
Oh, and rest assured, I ain't playin' here bitches!
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Well, I had not until I received a call from the good people at the CHDAA (Congenital Hand Deformity Association of America). They filled me in. It seems Dr. "Mengele" Zibbs over at "That Blue Yak" has begun some type of eugenics campaign to "cleanse" the world of people like my beautiful sister Tinko pictured below:
Despite the fact that Tinko's hands are not the same size, her hands are beautiful and she is beautiful. If this Zibbs character is suggesting otherwise, then Boy Howdy, he's got another thing coming! If you love people that are different, then I think it's time you told him so at "That Blue Yak". Fight the hate, people, fight the hate.
And fuck Big Bird, too!
Saturday, December 20, 2008
You may know me from my comments on Dr. Zibbs' "That Blue Yak" - the only blog with which I have more than a passing familiarity. I have only been there to begin my life's work of destroying Dr. Zibbs. It (the blog, that is, not my life's work) was interesting at first but I have since found myself dismayed by the whole blogging thing, as it were. It seems to be all that "you people" (you know who you are) do. Do "you people" have lives or have you been sucked into your computers a la the movie "Tron"? Do you require assistance? Are interventions in order?
Now, I'm not trying to be crass or insulting. Really. I'm just trying to figure this thing out. Maybe I am truly missing something. I wouldn't be typing this if I wasn't open to that, albeit unlikely, possibility. Help me understand, "you people". If so, I may slowly continue the blog that will one day destroy "That Blue Yak" by replacing it in your hearts. If not, I will destroy Dr. Zibbs through other means.
Leave me a comment and we'll go from there.
Oh yes, one more thing. I have picked up that the etiquette suggests showing some wacky picture, video, or link but I do not, as yet, know how to do that. Feel free to teach me and then sit back and watch as the student becomes the master.
This, my first and, perhaps, historic post, is dedicated to "Scopes" for electing to "follow" this blog even before anything was posted. Kudos, "Scopes", kudos.
Spread the word, "you people", as a new day may be dawning.