Saturday, March 28, 2009

4% of Dr. Zibbs and Anti-Zibbs . . . Really???

Well, well. It had to happen. I have an imitator: Anti-Zibbs, a regular commentor on "That Blue Yak." I suppose I am a little flattered, imitation being the sincerest form of flattery after all. But really, Anti-Zibbs? Modeled after, I suppose, this:

Hmm. Am I supposed to feel a kinship? I mean, he does look kind of "bad ass" . . . for an album cover . . . by Spinal Tap.

Anyway, I suppose I'll give him (her?) a chance but, Anti-Zibbs, if you're out there, ask yourself this: could the fake character that inspired your fake identity ever really work as an action figure?

Now we're talking "bad ass"!

Oh yeah, since I'm 4% of the way towards revealing Dr. Zibbs likeness on this very blog (see previous post), here's a teaser for my myriad of readers. I present to you 4%(ish) of Dr. Zibbs:

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Dr. Zibbs to be OUTED?

Okay folks, the day of reckoning is approaching. If you read That Blue Yak today you know that Dr. Zibbs is tormented over people in the blogosphere seeing his picture. You also know that YOU would like to see said picture. Well, I've got what you want, if you want it badly enough. Here's the skinny: I, Bizarro Zibbs, will post a genuine picture of Dr. Zibbs on this blog IF I can gain 100 followers. Dr. Zibbs, is there any hope for you? Well, there may be. If you can figure out my true identity first, than I will NOT reveal the picture. Here's a hint, your previous allusions as to my identity mean nothing to me, I am not mentally retarded, I know what the Downingtown Farmer's Market is but I have never worked there.

Okay, there it is. Let the race begin.

Oh, and rest assured, I ain't playin' here bitches!


Saturday, January 3, 2009

Has West Chester Area Blogger Finally Gone Too Far?

Wow! Did you see this:

Well, I had not until I received a call from the good people at the CHDAA (Congenital Hand Deformity Association of America). They filled me in. It seems Dr. "Mengele" Zibbs over at "That Blue Yak" has begun some type of eugenics campaign to "cleanse" the world of people like my beautiful sister Tinko pictured below:

Despite the fact that Tinko's hands are not the same size, her hands are beautiful and she is beautiful. If this Zibbs character is suggesting otherwise, then Boy Howdy, he's got another thing coming! If you love people that are different, then I think it's time you told him so at "That Blue Yak". Fight the hate, people, fight the hate.

And fuck Big Bird, too!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

What the Fuck???

Okay, here goes, my first post . . . It may be my first of many or it may be my last.

You may know me from my comments on Dr. Zibbs' "That Blue Yak" - the only blog with which I have more than a passing familiarity. I have only been there to begin my life's work of destroying Dr. Zibbs. It (the blog, that is, not my life's work) was interesting at first but I have since found myself dismayed by the whole blogging thing, as it were. It seems to be all that "you people" (you know who you are) do. Do "you people" have lives or have you been sucked into your computers a la the movie "Tron"? Do you require assistance? Are interventions in order?

Now, I'm not trying to be crass or insulting. Really. I'm just trying to figure this thing out. Maybe I am truly missing something. I wouldn't be typing this if I wasn't open to that, albeit unlikely, possibility. Help me understand, "you people". If so, I may slowly continue the blog that will one day destroy "That Blue Yak" by replacing it in your hearts. If not, I will destroy Dr. Zibbs through other means.

Leave me a comment and we'll go from there.

Oh yes, one more thing. I have picked up that the etiquette suggests showing some wacky picture, video, or link but I do not, as yet, know how to do that. Feel free to teach me and then sit back and watch as the student becomes the master.

This, my first and, perhaps, historic post, is dedicated to "Scopes" for electing to "follow" this blog even before anything was posted. Kudos, "Scopes", kudos.

Spread the word, "you people", as a new day may be dawning.

Or not.