Well, well. It had to happen. I have an imitator: Anti-Zibbs, a regular commentor on "That Blue Yak." I suppose I am a little flattered, imitation being the sincerest form of flattery after all. But really, Anti-Zibbs? Modeled after, I suppose, this:
Hmm. Am I supposed to feel a kinship? I mean, he does look kind of "bad ass" . . . for an album cover . . . by Spinal Tap.
Anyway, I suppose I'll give him (her?) a chance but, Anti-Zibbs, if you're out there, ask yourself this: could the fake character that inspired your fake identity ever really work as an action figure?
Oh yeah, since I'm 4% of the way towards revealing Dr. Zibbs likeness on this very blog (see previous post), here's a teaser for my myriad of readers. I present to you 4%(ish) of Dr. Zibbs: